“I never said that!”
“That’s not what I meant!”
“You’re taking me the wrong way.”
A man shows up at the emergency room: nauseous, vomiting, heart racing.
When the nurse asks what's wrong, he says it might be a bad reaction to the nicotine patch he is using to quit smoking.
He takes off his shirt, and the nurse sees ten or more nicotine patches all over his torso.
Asked why he had so many patches on, he said that the doctor told him to put the patch on a different spot every day.
So he just kept applying patches to a different part of his body every day.
Nobody said anything about taking off the patch from the day before.
How was he supposed to know?